So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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