By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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