You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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