i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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