But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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