I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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