New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
What's dad's email?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not