I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.