He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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