you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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