Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.