Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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