everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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