she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
