I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
