You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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