Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it