Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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