You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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