I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
