a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
What should our trivia night team be named?
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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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