READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
