Kiss
Puke
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
i believe in u and ur pee
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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