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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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