My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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