1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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