No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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