he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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