We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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