Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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