Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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