If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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