It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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