I want to stick my p in your. b.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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