and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I will be naked everywhere
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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