Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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