Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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