How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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