I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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