no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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