is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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