I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Randomize
