And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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