You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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