I'm drive I can fine osifer
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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