carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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