All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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