I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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