we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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