she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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