I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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