Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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