somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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